EMAIL: menarepigsclub.com@gmail.com
MEDIA CONTACT: Peter Porker
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NEW PIG OBSERVATIONS ADDED REGULARLY IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE FARMER'S ALMANAC
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HUMAN MALE DNA
PIG DNA
AT SOME POINT IN THE EVOLUTIONARY PROCESS,
PIG DNA GOT MIXED IN WITH HUMAN MALE DNA
CREATING THE MODERN MAN-PIG
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HOW MEN LOOK WHEN THEY WANT SEX
HOW MEN LOOK AFTER THEY HAVE SEX
MEN WANT SEX 24 HRS. A DAY
THIS CHART SHOWS THE
MALE SEXUAL DESIRE INTENSITY STATUS
AT DIFFERENT HOURS OF THE DAY
MOST MEN THINK THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WORK BECAUSE THEY ARE ABOUT TO BECOME A BIG ROCK STAR. AND WOMEN SHOULD SUPPORT THEM.
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THE EVOLUTION OF MAN
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WHEN YOU ENROLL YOUR MAN-PIG
IN THE "MEN ARE PIGS CLUB"
YOU GET ALL SEVEN OF THESE:
1. PIG PEN (where you probably think he belongs)
All Male Pigs absolutely need to have a pen handy so he can get the phone numbers of all the women he is juggling behind your back. A chance encounter at the grocery store or at the post office could be awaiting, so he'll want to carry his PIG PEN with him wherever he goes.
2. PIG PLUSH KEYCHAIN TOY
As his sponsor, you might want to keep this plush pig toy on your keychain so you can think about his piggish ways just about anytime. Of course you might want him to have this for self-reflection.
3. PIG NOSE MASK
When you are out with him and he starts leering at every other woman, just have him put this convenient PIG NOSE MASK on so everybody will know what he's really thinking!
4. PIG FINGER PUPPET
Here's your chance to demonstrate his behavior in a funny little puppet show. Just place the PIG FINGER PUPPET on, do some grunting, put on a funny voice and show him how he's behaving.
5. PIG FLASHLIGHT
So many different women! So many different beds! In the dark while he is in pig heat, he has probably forgotten who is next to him at that moment! With his pig flashlight handy, he can take a quick peek and be able to call you by name.
6. 3-D PLASTIC PIG NOSE STICKER
Get his driver's license and glue this 3-D Plastic Pig Nose Sticker on his official picture. When he has to show his I.D.--have fun watching when he has to explain this creative addition.
7. OFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP CARD
The most important element of the MEN ARE PIGS CLUB ™ Membership Kit! This card shows he is an Official Member of the Pig Club For Men. A place for you to put his name and a place for you to sign as the official sponsor will show to the world that he is a member in good standing of this distinguished organization.
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EVERY WAR IN HISTORY HAS BEEN STARTED BY MEN
HOW MEN SEE THEMSELVES WHEN THEY COME PICK YOU UP FOR A DATE
HOW THEY REALLY LOOK
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THE ONLY THING MEN WANT TO DO IN LIFE
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WHAT YOU REALLY THINK OF HIM
MEN ARE PIGS WHEREVER THEY ARE OR WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING
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SPECIAL
MEN GROUP BEHAVIOR TRIBUTE #1
MEN AT THE SUPERMARKET
WHEN MEN ARE IN THE PRODUCE DEPARTMENT, THE AROMAS FROM THE FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES EVEN MAKE THEM MORE PIGGISH
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MEN ON THE SUBWAY
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FEMALE BRAIN ASSESSES A POSSIBLE MATE:
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THE MALE PIG STARTS TO DEVELOP ITS NATURE AT AN EARLY AGE
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